On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love children? 

chookiemunster:

uninhibit:

Bear goes woof, otter goes unf, jock goes bro…what does the twink say?

Yaaaaaasssssss, Gaga!

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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itsalwayssummahsomewhere:

Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

(via fierrrrrrce)

The Jerry Springer show is so dramatic, it’s practically fake and trashy

ofilthy:

I’m the porn you got off too and felt weird about after

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